When we say these gongs are ON SALE, you can be SURE you're getting them for an incredibly low price. These are some great gongs on sale for low low cost.
Why? Because all our gongs are already priced as low as we can go without The Malletheads losing money.
We're almost altruistic enough to go into the red trying to get a gong to every human on this roundish planet!
GONGS FOR SALE!
Race, creed, politics - we don't care. We want you to have a gong even if you're deaf. Even if you're a quadruple amputee and have to strike it with your head!
A lot of folks say now that they have a Nintendo Wii, they don't need real objects, don't need real exercise, or real music, that they don't need a real gong even!
So we asked this innocent, Wii-loving child in the video what she thought of the gong on Wii.
